the strange

I realised I hadn't blogged in a while.
So I decided to create another meaningless blog about slightly funny, a little strange and 'you'd understand if you were there' moments of my Tuesday.

It started this morning. Alex said something that I thought needed repeating in legal studies.
I wrote it down and just started adding to the list instead of doing -possibly very important- school work.

This is what I ended up with:

• "Andrew Lloyd Webber is a wank." - Alex, Legal Studies, period 1 today.
• "If the Queen wanted to go bump off Camilla..." - Mrs Chapple, legal studies.
• "Put the baby on vibrate." - Alex again, legal studies.
• "If you want to be Muslim, worship Satan, be Catholic, you can." - Mrs Chapple, LST.
• "...until my phone shagged itself." Taylor, yesterday afternoon.
• "It's a rhyming threesome." - Me, accidentally (should be in the English curriculum)
• "Hold her up there like the Loin King!" - Bridget, Religion.
• "You're in big, BIG school now!" - Mrs Barry, Religion.
• "And that wall opened up like those openy-up wall-y things." -Bree (Year 10 dux)
• "Like a self-powering vibrator." - Me ( I meant to say battery...)
• "Are you still going to be wanting your sucking stick back?" - Bree, describing a straw.

One day of spontaneous stupidity in a few dot points to fuel my boredom.

Oh, and NBN are going to completely screw up Top Gear with their ridiculous, incomprehensible, unreliable scheduling.

Goodnight.